If you order two pizzas....

is that called a Tau-zza?

What pizza did the twin towers order?.

Two plains

What kind of pizzas did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey.

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.

Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

It takes more effort to order a pizza than have a child.

Have you ever ordered a pizza by accident?

A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi.

He receives two

What was the two last pizzas ordered from the Twin Towers just before 911?

Two large plains.